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Work & AmbitionDiagnosis

Act Your Wage

akt yor wayjphrase

What it means

An instruction to withhold effort in proportion to pay, delivered as a joke by both sides because neither is permitted to be direct.

What it actually means

You are not paying for enthusiasm.

How it is used in a sentence

"He's very much act your wage since the pay review."

Filed under

Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Diagnosis — The phrase already names a real problem. We define it properly.


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