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Can You See My Screen?

kan yoo see my skreenphrase

What it means

A question asked by someone who has been presenting to a frozen image of their own desktop for four minutes.

What it actually means

We have abandoned the agenda and are now troubleshooting.

How it is used in a sentence

"Can you see my screen? Let me try sharing the other tab."

Filed under

Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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I am about to take twenty minutes you had allocated to something else.

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A ninety-minute examination of a question that was answered in the first four, attended by eleven people, ending in a request for another meeting.

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The answer was in the first four minutes. This is what we did instead.