Digital ExistentialismBafflegab
Data-Driven
DAY-tuh DRIV-unadjective
What it means
Describes a decision reached first and furnished with statistics afterwards, ordinarily by whoever owns the dashboard.
What it actually means
We found a number that agrees with us.
How it is used in a sentence
"We're making a data-driven call on the pricing change."
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Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
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Business BafflegabLUR-ningznounEuphemism
The plural of mistakes, used by people who are not permitted to say mistakes.
Real meaningWe failed and have prepared a slide.