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Data-Driven

DAY-tuh DRIV-unadjective

What it means

Describes a decision reached first and furnished with statistics afterwards, ordinarily by whoever owns the dashboard.

What it actually means

We found a number that agrees with us.

How it is used in a sentence

"We're making a data-driven call on the pricing change."

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Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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