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Work & AmbitionEuphemism

HR

aych-arrnoun

What it means

The department that exists to protect the company from you, introduced at every onboarding as the department that protects you from the company.

What it actually means

They are not on your side.

How it is used in a sentence

"I'd take that to HR if I were you."

Filed under

Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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