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Moving Forward

MOO-ving FOR-wudphrase

DiagnosisChronic, low-grade

What it means

A verbal reset button pressed immediately after a failure, so that the failure can be discussed exclusively in the future tense.

What it actually means

We are not going to examine what just happened.

How it is used in a sentence

"Moving forward, we'll have tighter controls on the budget."

Filed under

Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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