AGI Timeline
ay-jee-eye TYM-lynnoun
What it means
A prediction about the arrival of human-level machine intelligence, always delivered with total confidence and always wrong.
What it actually means
Ask me again in five years.
How it is used in a sentence
"On my AGI timeline we have roughly twenty-four months."
Filed under
Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
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