Work & AmbitionBafflegab
Agile
AJ-yleadjective
What it means
A methodology for delivering software continuously, chiefly characterised by meetings about the methodology.
What it actually means
We have a process for our process.
How it is used in a sentence
"We're agile, so we don't need a detailed roadmap."
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A role dedicated to the meetings that were supposed to replace meetings.
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