Work & AmbitionBafflegab
Scrum Master
skrum MAS-ternoun
What it means
A role dedicated to the meetings that were supposed to replace meetings.
What it actually means
Somebody has to run the ceremony.
How it is used in a sentence
"Our scrum master is blocking out focus time for the team."
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Sprint
Work & AmbitionsprintnounBafflegab
A fixed period of intense work named after a kind of running that nobody in the room has attempted.
Real meaningTwo weeks, then a ceremony.