Business BafflegabEuphemism
Bandwidth
BAND-widthnoun
What it means
A finite personal resource that becomes infinite when a senior leader is asking and zero the moment you are.
What it actually means
I have capacity for anything except this.
How it is used in a sentence
"I just don't have the bandwidth for another workstream right now."
Filed under
Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.
Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.
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Business Bafflegabhed kowntnounEuphemism
Employees, counted as a resource right up until the moment they are counted as a cost.
Real meaningPeople, but on a spreadsheet.