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Work & AmbitionEuphemism

Career Pathing

kuh-REER PATH-ingnoun

What it means

A documented future for your role, drawn by someone who will not be here to honour it.

What it actually means

A diagram that will be invalidated at the next reorg.

How it is used in a sentence

"We've mapped out clear career pathing for individual contributors."

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Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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