Crypto Wallet
KRIP-toh WOL-itnoun
What it means
A password holding your money, with no bank to telephone, no reset link, and nobody to blame but the arrangement you chose.
What it actually means
There is no forgot my password. That is the feature.
How it is used in a sentence
"I moved everything into a cold wallet for safety."
Filed under
Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
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NFT
Digital Existentialismen-ef-teenounBafflegab
A receipt proving ownership of something anyone can view, copy, and enjoy without paying.
Real meaningYou bought a link. The picture was always free.
Blockchain
Digital ExistentialismBLOK-chaynnounBafflegab
A distributed ledger that solves the problem of needing a trusted third party by requiring everyone to trust an anonymous third party.
Real meaningWe needed a reason to use the word decentralised.