Digital ExistentialismBafflegab
Disruptor
dis-RUP-ternoun
What it means
An unmonetised application that replaces a functioning offline process with an expensive subscription.
What it actually means
The offline process worked fine and it was free.
How it is used in a sentence
"We're not a taxi company, we're a disruptor."
Filed under
Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
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