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Work & AmbitionEuphemism

Employee Engagement

em-PLOY-ee en-GAYJ-muntnoun

What it means

A measurement of morale, taken repeatedly, without any commitment to act on the result.

What it actually means

We will survey you about this forever.

How it is used in a sentence

"Engagement scores are down, so we're launching a listening programme."

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Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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KUL-cher fitnounEuphemism

A hiring criterion that reliably selects for people who resemble the people already there.

Real meaning

We want someone we would get a drink with.

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per-FOR-muns rih-VYOOnounEuphemism

An annual ritual in which your manager reads aloud a document written about you, in the third person, months ago.

Real meaning

Here is a verdict you cannot appeal.