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Ideate
EYE-dee-aytverb
What it means
To have a thought while being paid, and to describe it in a way that guarantees no one enjoys it.
What it actually means
Brainstorm, but worse.
How it is used in a sentence
"Let's ideate on some bold directions for the rebrand."
Filed under
Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
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Think Outside the Box
Business Bafflegabthingk owt-SYD thuh boksphraseBafflegab
An instruction to be original, delivered in the same six words to every employee since 1994 and never accompanied by permission to break a rule.
Real meaningBe creative. Change nothing. Embarrass no one.