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Mental Health Day

MEN-tul helth daynoun

What it means

A day of leave offered by an employer to manage a condition that the same employer's working practices are helping to manufacture.

What it actually means

Rest, but we would like credit for it.

How it is used in a sentence

"I'm taking a mental health day, the last sprint broke me."

Filed under

Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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