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Onboarding
ON-bor-dingnoun
What it means
The process by which a company teaches a new hire everything, once, in the first three days, and never again.
What it actually means
Here is a laptop and a link to the wiki.
How it is used in a sentence
"Onboarding was a bit chaotic but everyone was lovely."
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A hiring criterion that reliably selects for people who resemble the people already there.
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