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Business BafflegabEuphemism

Optics

OP-tiksnoun

What it means

The branch of corporate philosophy concerned not with whether a decision is wrong, but with how it will read in a screenshot.

What it actually means

We are not asking whether it is right. We are asking how it will look.

How it is used in a sentence

"From an optics perspective, we probably shouldn't announce it this week."

Filed under

Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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run it up thuh FLAG-pohlverbEuphemism

To float an idea publicly so that the reaction can be measured before anyone is held responsible for it.

Real meaning

I am testing whether this will get me fired.