Optimized Living
noun
DiagnosisChronic, well-documented
What it means
Applying productivity software to the business of being a person, on the assumption that the problem was never the software.
What it actually means
I have optimised everything and I am exhausted.
How it is used in a sentence
"I have my sleep, my supplements and my morning routine all tracked."
Filed under
Lifestyle & Well-Being — The industry built around resting properly, which has somehow become another job.
Coinage — There was no phrase for this. We supplied one.
Related entries
Preventative Burnout
Lifestyle & Well-Beingpri-VEN-tuh-tiv BURN-owtnounCoinage
The exhaustion caused by the work required to avoid exhaustion, undertaken in order to avoid exhaustion.
Real meaningThe resting has become another job.
Microdosing Discipline
Lifestyle & Well-BeingMY-kroh-doh-sing DIS-uh-plinnounCoinage
Performing the smallest visible version of a healthy habit and claiming the identity of somebody who does it properly.
Real meaningI did five minutes and I have told everyone.