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Business BafflegabEuphemism

Per My Last Email

per my last EE-maylphrase

What it means

A phrase establishing, for the record, that you already said this, were ignored, and will be remembering it.

What it actually means

I am building a file on you.

How it is used in a sentence

"Per my last email, the deadline was Friday."

Filed under

Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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