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Sleepmaxxing

SLEEP-mak-singnoun

DiagnosisAcute, well-equipped

What it means

Treating sleep as a competitive sport with equipment, metrics and a personality, until the pursuit of it becomes the reason you are not getting any.

What it actually means

I have bought a great many things to help me sleep.

How it is used in a sentence

"Blackout curtains, a tracking ring and three fans. Full sleepmaxxing."

Filed under

Lifestyle & Well-Being — The industry built around resting properly, which has somehow become another job.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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