Sleepmaxxing
SLEEP-mak-singnoun
DiagnosisAcute, well-equipped
What it means
Treating sleep as a competitive sport with equipment, metrics and a personality, until the pursuit of it becomes the reason you are not getting any.
What it actually means
I have bought a great many things to help me sleep.
How it is used in a sentence
"Blackout curtains, a tracking ring and three fans. Full sleepmaxxing."
Filed under
Lifestyle & Well-Being — The industry built around resting properly, which has somehow become another job.
Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.
Related entries
Optimized Living
Lifestyle & Well-BeingnounCoinage
Applying productivity software to the business of being a person, on the assumption that the problem was never the software.
Real meaningI have optimised everything and I am exhausted.
Preventative Burnout
Lifestyle & Well-Beingpri-VEN-tuh-tiv BURN-owtnounCoinage
The exhaustion caused by the work required to avoid exhaustion, undertaken in order to avoid exhaustion.
Real meaningThe resting has become another job.