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Systemic AbsurditiesCoinage

Subscription Fatigue

sub-SKRIP-shun fuh-TEEGnoun

DiagnosisCumulative, expensive

What it means

The exhaustion of paying monthly for things that used to be a purchase, a possession, or included.

What it actually means

I own nothing and pay for everything.

How it is used in a sentence

"I audited my subscriptions and found eleven I had forgotten about."

Filed under

Systemic Absurdities — Prices, platforms and institutions that were designed this way and would prefer you assumed otherwise.

Coinage — There was no phrase for this. We supplied one.


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kun-VEEN-yuns feenounEuphemism

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Real meaning

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