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Work & AmbitionEuphemism

We're a Family

weer uh FAM-uh-leephrase

What it means

A claim of kinship used to justify the hours and the pay of an arrangement that can be terminated unilaterally.

What it actually means

You will be asked to make sacrifices a job has no right to ask for.

How it is used in a sentence

"We're a family here, so we all pitch in when it's crunch time."

Filed under

Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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