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Work & AmbitionEuphemism

Unlimited PTO

un-LIM-ih-tid pee-tee-ohnoun

What it means

A benefit that removes the accrual and transfers the guilt.

What it actually means

There is no balance to pay out when you leave.

How it is used in a sentence

"Take all the time you need, we have unlimited PTO."

Filed under

Work & Ambition — Everything your employer calls a benefit and your therapist calls a symptom.

Euphemism — The phrase hides something specific. We decode it.


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