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No-Brainer

noh BRAY-nernoun

What it means

A decision so self-evidently correct that anyone who questions it is assumed to be the obstacle.

What it actually means

Agree, or be identified as the problem.

How it is used in a sentence

"Funding the migration is a no-brainer at this point."

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Business Bafflegab — Language engineered so that nothing is ever anyone’s fault and no decision is ever final.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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uh-LYNverbEuphemism

To secure agreement by scheduling the same conversation four times, until the objections are too tired to attend.

Real meaning

We will keep meeting until you stop disagreeing.