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No-Code

noh kohdadjective

What it means

A tool that lets you build software without engineers until the exact moment you need an engineer.

What it actually means

Low code, high subscription.

How it is used in a sentence

"We built the whole internal tool no-code in a week."

Filed under

Digital Existentialism — Ideas that were briefly worth billions, explained by people who are briefly employed.

Bafflegab — The phrase means nothing. We are ridiculing it.


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